Saturday, October 17, 2009

I Named an Ostrich After You, and It Just Had a Baby. Congrats!


They won against the Rockies and lucky me, I went to the one game they lost.

Now it's Dodger time. They lost one and won one so they still have a chance. My mom's friends already bought a hotel in Anaheim in anticipation of a Phillies-Angles World Series. That would be AWESOME. No. What would be awesome is Phillies-Yankees. But only if the Yankees lost. Then I could be ultimate among all my Yuckies-loving friends. And prove to a certain person that the Phillies did not win last year because of luck. Oh and by the way, the coolest players are Chase Utley (<3333333333) Raul Ibanez and Jayson Werth. All you short people, be jealous. He's 6'5.

Anyway, my bat mitzvah list is up to 45. I want to get at least 5 more people because I want to have AT LEAST 50.

So that's it.


Rant Time: Music Edition


Oh my god. Oh my effing god. What has happened here?
First Boys Like Girls, then All Time Low, and Forever the Sickest Kids, and now Mayday Parade?

Why does these bands have to become..."POPpy'?

First let's start with Boys like Girls.
I loooooved their old album. It was good and kinda depressing but hopeful at the same. Even when they sang about love (Hero/Heroine) it was still kinda darrk. Now they have LoveDrunk and She Has a Boyfriend. This makes me so sad. They have basically sold out because they want more people to like them for a second than for less people to be fans.

What is this LoveDRunk buisness? Bad and unoriginal, though I must admit it is rather catchy. In a bad way!!!!!!!

Anyway, for Forever the Sickest Kids it's pretty simple. Woh Oh + Selena Gomez = POPPPP goes the bubble of good song. (Nice metaphor, eh?)

For Mayday Parade, after they got rid of Jason it all went downhill. That's basically it. No saving it now.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Lovable-But-Slightly-Misguided-Fairy-Godmother-Who-Only-Wants-The-Best


Yesterday I went dress shopping, and it was honestly a mixed bag...of dresses. Heh heh heh.
The first place I went to had nothing, and the only person there besides me was this super fat girl. Then I went to another place, and I found a really good dress. I want to show it to you online, but apparently I can't. Grrr! There's so so so so so many dresses I can't look through them all.

Speaking of my bat guest list SUCKS. I have 35 people. 35!!!!!! I need so many more. There are people in my class I want to invite but I don't know ifI have to invite the whole lot of them....urgh this sucks.

My audition is coming along beautifully. I am so getting a part. If I could be anyone,it would def be Tiger Lilly or Mrs Darling. I'll probably be the dog. Oh my gosh, that would suck.

Ok I need to figure out something that has to do with a good friend and hisbad girlfriend. Ciao!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Not Now, Smee!

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality

This is me!...maybe?

Anyway....WOOOOO! Phillies in the playoffs! Yeah! Today I wore a Phillies shirt...but I admit. It was not Utley. It was Rollins. I'm sorry, Chase. I still <3 you!

My brother is taking clarinet for his instrument. Oh my God. No. Not that I have anything against clarinets, but he will kill my ears. Lets just say I will be listening to my iPod A LOT more from now on.

My auditions for drama are on the 6th. Since I am tall, I got a tall person script. Meaning I can either audition using Caption Hook or Smee's lines. I picked Captain Hook. I have already memorized it, and done blocking. I will ROCK!

I hope.

I pray.

OK. Anyway....MLIA of the day. I told you, I am practically obsessed with this website.

Today, I was downtown and a guy in a pac-man costume ran by me and said,"they're faster than me!" A couple seconds later, a green ghost ran by saying "we've got him" into a walkie-talkie. I love my town. MLIA

IDk if they're real. I hope so! That would be awesome. Ok, I'm gonna go study...(aka watch A VEry Potter Musical...) So bye

Wednesday, September 30, 2009




Mwahahahahaha. This pleases me.

Woahhh. Sorry about the weird attack.

My friend a new girlfriend. I know his girlfriend. This grosses me out. They are goinng to the movies Friday, and invited me to come. I replied with NO THANK YOU. I do not wish to see them kiss.

Ok ummm what else? Sorry I'm boring myself to death here. Ok before you die, Im gonna leave. cya

Sunday, September 27, 2009


My boyfriend broke up with me. So we could be "crazy good friends." His words. Not mine. I'm listening to Cobra Starship and Fall Out Boy but I'm pretty over it now. Not.

Anway, sorry I haven't blogged in a long long time. Every time I've been online I went to mylifeisaverage. I LOVE that website!

So Sammi's bat mitzvah was last night. It was really fun, except for the slow dances. THose upset me. But like I said...I'm pretty much over it. Ok that's all. SOrry I'm so boring. I'll be better next time, I swear!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"I love your nose!"

Hey....llo. Heyllo.

Sorry I haven't had much time to blog. I was busy with homework, hebrew school, sleeping, and whatnot.

My 9 year old brother got an alarm/clock radio and, well, life would be better if he didn't. He insists to keep it on full volume, playing Radio Disney, and last night he set it for 600 a.m. He normally wakes up at 730. So I woke up AN HOUR sooner than normal, only to promptly hear him say, "ok, time to hit the snooze button!"


Anyway, I don't know if you knew this, but I write songs. I write them for one of my best friends, who is soon to become famous. Just so you know.

Also, if you like Harry Potter please go to and search harry potter. It ia amazing. It feels good to know that I am not alone.

ALso...hmm what else? Drama tryouts are 0ctober, 6th I think. I'm really excited! I want to be in featured cast, but since my singing voice is BAD i'll probably be in ensamble.

Hmm.....there's nothing else

Thursday, September 17, 2009


Bonjuer madamoiselle/monsiur/madam! (yes, I love my french class.)

My last post has been moved to my old blog, in case you really care that much about it. WHich you probably don't. I don't even care that much about it.

Nyway, last night I was at the Phillies game!!!!! Let me tell you, when Chase Utley stole home I almost freaked out. Seriously, I was like "Yes! Yes! I love Chase Utley! Woooo! Wooooo!" Also before the game you could text a message and they might play it on the really big screen. I texted....'I love chase utley!' (suprise suprise) and it went on. That made me happy. Also, I did see Jayson Weth's grand slam. It was awesome. I guess he is Werth someting after all. Heheheh. ALso my seats were like a section away from where the guy caught the baseball gave it too his daughter and his daughter chucked it over the side.

Also the Nationals are a very bad.
No offense to whoever likes them, I have a certain fondness for them having been born in Washington, but there's a reason they're like 33 games back.
Lets leave it at that.

Right now I'm listening to 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls. I wish someone would take a song, name it Jess and have it not include anything about me or love or hate or any emotion at all.
That would be awesome.

Ok bye

Monday, September 14, 2009

That's in Canada!

Hey people.

I discovered the most....magical musical ever! Its called "A Very Potter MUsical." Check it out on YouTube. Right now. Go! I swear it's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny and well written and...good. Its very creative.

"You're cuter than a guinea pig
I'll take you up yo Winnipeg
Thats in Canada!"

Speaking of Harry POtter, my Imprint podcast people, (which is actually Twilight) are going on a 10 stop tour next summer. Which I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyy wanted to see. Guess where they;re not going? Philadelphia. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am upset! Maybe I'll see thwm in New York. By the way, these are the pople no one listens to besides me and 4 other people. THANK YOU OTHER PEOPLE!

Anyway, speaking of Philly, The Phillies won last night. Pedro pitched and so did Kendrik. (It was a double header). They BOTH won. I wrote about the first win in my previous blog. Anyway, guess who knocked in THE ONLY RUN in thw whole game when Pedro pitched?
Chase Utely.

They're not playing right now. Nooooo.

Ok, so that's it pretty much. Ok, I'm gonna go watch A Very Potter Musical, so cya!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

"They Whispa. Into our heads."

Hello everbody!

I'm watching the Phillies now. Right now its 4-0 Phillies, with Ben Francisco and Shane Victorino (who is newly mohawked) hitting homeruns.
Kyle Kundrik is pitching, and he is doing very very well.
Also. Chase Utely got walked twice. :-)
Right now: bases loaded, Rauuuuuuuul up to bat. 3-1.
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. Raul grounded out. Inning's over.

Ok. Anyway. Last night, after Michael's bar mitvah, (the food sucked, the party was awesome) I slept over my friend Alexis's house. We rented this movie, Knowing, and it was WEIRD. Thats the one with Nicholas Cage, and about the paper with all the numbers with all the disasters. It was weird, but good. My favorite scene was with the subway. Because it was HYSTERICALLY stupid. The subway car literally came off the track and knocked people out of the way. You could see the people flying in the air. Ha ha ha ha.

Kendrik gave up a 2 run homerun. 4-2.
Some guy named Tyler Walker is pitching for the Phillies. Who is HE? I don't know.

So.....tomorrow we're getting some rooms painted. Wow that's boring.

Matt Stairs hit a double.
Andy Tracy hit a single. Bruntlett (runner for Stairs) scored. 5-2. YES!
Remeber, in case of an emergency, use Stairs. hehehehehe.
LIdge is gonna pitch. Let's see how this turns out.
Odds are he blows it.

Anyway, Alexis has this little Chinese Dwarf Hamster named Tater Tot. It is the CUTEST little thing ever. It can fit in the palm of my hand and still have room for another one. I love it so much! ALso she has a weiner dog named Dixie, a.k.a. Schnoodle, who pees the first time you pet it. No matter what.

Tomorrow is school again. Boo. is HILARIOUS! Really especially despairwear. hahahahahahaha. It really makes me laugh, even if it's pessimistic. But those kind of things are usually very funny.

Phillies win. They play again at 8 I think.

Friday, September 11, 2009

"Shut Up, You Short Fool"

Ok. So. Sarah guessed the song. It was "I Slept WIth Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was a *Stupid SOng Written ABout Me*"

*Subsitute that for A Baby Named Bronx Mowgli* XD

Also. This is a little story to tell you just how stupid I am. After I came home room school, I went into the bathroom to wash my hands, since school is DIRTY! Anyway, I proceded to open the door into my foot. After standing for a few still moments in pain, I went to go to the computer to blog about my day (because we're all so interested in it). I proceded to run the chair over the same toe. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Finally FRIDAY. I CANNOT wait until tomorrow. Party!

Phillies lost 8-7
Grrrr. What is up with Joe Blanton? He dissapointed me.
Best Parts:
Chase Utely (my hero!) hit a triple knocking in Shane Victorino.
Matt Stairs hit a GRAND SLAM, his first hit in a really long time. My brother met Matt Stairs. God, he meets everyone.

ALso. Today, as I'm sure you know, is September 11th. I don't even remember anything that happened that day AT ALL. My friend Alex said that he remembers being at a friends house and his friends dad was watching CNN and thats when he saw it.

One last thing. My friend...uh....."Hose" (not really he's too ashamed of who he really is. Jk! A joke!) has a blog now.
I swear he's not as abnormal as he seems. Um, usually. Ok, bye for now and have a great weekend!!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

"Bonjeur." ""

Today was my first day of school.


That is the only way I can describe it, I'm sorry to say.

First off, even though I'm in an advanced program, they put me should I say this? I'm with people that go to Basic Skills for Math and Language Arts. But I don't go to that and I have never needed that, so why am I with them? I am kinda pissed because I have like half of a friend in this class.

Also one of my teachers really scares me. I will quote her.

"And if you even toss your trash into the trashcan its "DETENTION FOR YOU!"

That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

Anyway, I'm taking French this year, and I love the people in my health class, so maybe it won't suck tooo much.

Anyway, nobody guessed the lyrics. Oh well. I'm not telling! hahahahahhHA!

Also. Phillies won. 5-3 I think Cliff Lee was pitching.

Ok. That is all.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

"Just So You Know.....You'll Never Know"

If anyone can guess what song thats from, I will be your best friend. And you'll get a Poinnnnnt. I give my brother Poinnnnnts for every minute he's quiet. So far he has 5.

Moving on. Today is THE LAST DAY I have until school. EEERRRGGGH! I hope I have good people in my classes. All of my best friends are on my team, so maybe some will be.

Right now I am

-watching my brother watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop which is actually a fairly funny movie.

-playing spider solitaire

So anyway....I thought I would update you on the Phillies. They won last night!!! Finally, they broke their losing streak.

Homerun Hitters
Ibanez - he hit two! Rauuuuuuuuuuuuull!
Chase Utely (heh heh heh)
Jayson WERTHless (not really)
Pedro Martinez
In a bases loaded situation, Manuel took out Brad Lidge (the Bridge to Failure) and put in Ryan "MadDawg" Madson. Who I saw at Chili's a year ago. 

Personally, I think Ryan "My Son is Mad!" Madson is a better nickname. But whatever.

Hey! Guess what today is 09/09/09...also 2 times today, it will be 09/09/09 09:09:09

Also. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was gonna say something! I swear! I just forget. If I remember I will get back to you.
Ok bye for noe.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Chocolate Capital of the World

Days until school starts = 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah.
Actually at this point I'm pretty bored. Everyone else is at school, so today I get to spend time with my brother. I think we're gonna see that movie, Shorts. Woop. What else is going on with me?


songs of note
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year - Fall Out Boy
Cut Without the E (Cut From the Team) - Taking Back Sunday
When I Get Home You're So Dead - Mayday Parade
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends - Fall Out Boy

cd of the post
From Under the Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy

Ok. I had to get that off my chest.

P.S. Gueten Tag Sarah!!!

P.P.S. Does anyone know what language they speak in Belguim? German?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

"Dentists Alex....DENTISTS!!!!!!!!!!"

Hei, my 4 readers. (Hei = hello in Finnish)

Today, I got the worst haircut ever. It was cut by an elfish-looking man, who is apparently very angry and decided to make me look like a man...period. Ah well. At least I'm not elfish. The only upside is that my hair feels so soft and fluffy like i should be in a Pantene commercial.

Anyway my new favorite site is
It's like your own personal radio. You pick whatever artists you like and they play their songs and also songs they recommend. There's a whole social bit too, but I donn't really care about that.

Today I am also going down the shore with my cousin and aunt. I'll be there from tonight to monday. Whoo! I hope I get a tan because I am PALE!

Ok, I think I'm leaving soon so I'm out. Have a great Labor Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

"For you....On your birthday"

Here I am. Watching the Phillies. Again. Oooh Chase is up to bat. Maybe he'll hit a homerun. Or not. Anyway....

Today I was at Target looking for a card for my friend Amy. Her birthday par-tay is tomorrow and I just got her gift today. Shhhhhhh. Cards are the most unpersonal thing ever. Usually I make them myself except her gift won't fit in the type of envelope I use. So who on Earth comes up with these birthday cards? They are the most unoriginal, un-creative things EVER. The cards are very very sad. I hope I never get one of them. My favorite expressions.....

It's your birthday.... I hope it is magical (picture of a cupcake)

For my greatest friend....Happy birthday (2 dogs)

Today is your special day!....I hope you enjoy it. (a lot of squiggles)


People make money off of this?! Luckily I found her a good one at the humor card section. But seriously. The only thing worse are the blank-inside cards. You know, the ones with a picture of a tree on the front and nothing on the inside. Speaking of blank-inside....

Have you ever heard/seen Brian Reagan (spell check) the comedian? He. Is. The. Most. Hysterical. Person. On. Earth. No competition. He does a bit about cards so I thought I would mention him. ANyway, sorry about my rant and my plug.

Today is September 1st. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Except I'm pretty lucky, I still have until the 10th until school starts. And also it's gonna be an awesome weekend because its one of mah best friends bar mitzvah.

Why do people say mah? I just did it to make fun of the word. MAH friend Jonah says MAH a lot and he kinda sounds stupid...but its ok because its Jonah...and hes pretty stupid himself....anyway

Aaron Rowan is playing against the Phillies today. I remember him for breaking his nose catching a ball and being the bobble head they gave out on Jewish Heritage night...even though he's not Jewish.

K I'm gonna go now except I'm realllllllly tempted to tell you if the Phillies win or not.
Or maybe I will go.
Ugh choices! Except if I stay what will I talk about? It's only the 4th inning...
Ok. Bye

Sunday, August 30, 2009


I am watching the Phillies right now because I lorve them. Right now, its the bottom of the 8th, 2-3 Phillies, and Chase Utley hit a homerun to score 1 point. Chase is my hero. :)

 Seriously. He's my favorite player right now.

When I was in Pittsburgh, we had such amazing seats. This happened because everyone in Pittsburgh knows the Pirates are useless and no one goes to their games. Seriously. My family thought we'd be on tv because they always show Phillies fans, but EVERYONE there was a Phan. So that didn't work.

Anyway. My brother got an autograph from Cole Hamels, and it was the funniest thing. All these people were like "Cole! Sign this! Please Cole!" and he just ignored them and took my brothers ticket and signed it. DO you know why he did? Because my brother is the cutest 9-year-old ever. But it doesn't matter, because it's not because if anyone gave us an autograph (which is totally different then a signature, as I was told by my friend Alex), I wouldn't have got it. The only person I would have gotten an autograph from was Paul Bako. Becasue everytime I'm there he hits a homerun.

So anyway. Brad Lidge is up to pitch. Speaking of Lidge, my dad has mad up such great nick names for some of the players. Seriously, if we liked a diffferent team it would be the best thing ever. The best ones?

Shane Stinkarino
Jayson Werthless (not original, I know)
Cliff Leethal
Pete Happy (I just like this one for Pedro Feliz)
Brad Lidge the Bridge to Failure (I came up with that one right now)

Oh look. The Phillies win.



So I was actually freaking out a little about 2012, bacause all I heard about it was that the Mayans predicted the world was gonna end. That and the movie trailor for 2012 which looks like a thoroughly creepy movie.

Um, thats not even what they predicted at all. Actually, they said it will be the end of a cycle. All the people who think the world will end obviusly didn't see the evidence that ITS NOT. On Wikipedia there is a really good article explaining how the world id defianley (spell check) NOT going to end. Some people also say it will be a start of a new cycle of spirtual enlightment. *cough cough* Still, I would prefer that then the world ending.

Anyway, I asked my dad his opinion, and he said that the Mayans couldn't be that good at predicting things, seeing as they couldn't predict their civilization ending.

Soooo...The world isn't ending. The End.

old blog! =scarrrry music-

Ok so when I was like 10 or something I had my own blog....and I just reread it and I am completley, utterly, shocked by it. Was I really that weird/strange/stupid person who thought that I was hilarious and witty? Becasue I wasn't. So even though I can't believe I'm doing this....I'm going to post a link to my first blog to show you how much I suck.

this is sooo embaressing (sorry not good with spelling if I spelled that wrong)
Its hard to read for me because i'm like wtf! i was an idiot!

ok im gonna stop talking.


Cassadee Pope from Hey Monday...

I'm thinking about getting my hair cut like hers. except without the blonde highlights I think I'll keep my hair my natural color. Is this a good hair style or what? Does it even look good?

Saturday, August 29, 2009


Sorry I wasn't really on...I was in Pittsburgh for the Phillies game. (Go Phillies!)

So...I don't know what to talk about. I couldn't think of anything during the 6-hour ride there. And the 6-hour ride back. about I pull a shane dawson and ask a question that you can answer in the comments! (Shane Dawson, by the way, is my favorite person to watch on youtube) there anything that seriously scares you to death? That could be your worst fear ever? I have a few....

1) Aliens invading Earth (I believe!)
2) Someone breaking into my house and killing one of my family members
3)The world ending Dec 21st, 2012. Ok, I know this isn't gonna happen, but it still freaks me out!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Crakers and Zac...ers

Ritz Crackers are officially the best food ever. I realized this right after I polished off a whole roll of them.

Because I can do that.

Anyway. Last night I rented 17 Again and saw it for the first time. It was really funny, and better then I expected. Zac Efron may be the 3rd hottest person alive. He is amazing. And actually a really good actor. I'm so happy High School Musical is over, he has a lot of potential. Watching 17 Again was funny. Know what was even more funny?

Watching it with my 9-year-old brother.

Wait, why did Stan break up with her?!
What does THAT word mean?

Baby Names...Pete's Baby (I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy...)

Ok. First of all. I looooooove Fall Out Boy. They're, like, one of my favorite bands.  And I looooooooooove Pete Wentz. Actually, we're married.

Shh. Don't tell Ashlee.

Anyway. I have always loved names and I am fascinated by them. There are just so many! Thats why I have decided that I like unique names. Not too unique, that you just make up, (*cough* Renesmee *cough*) but names that you can walk into a classroom without finding 10 people with that name. Which is kinda funny, because thats the kind of name I have.

So back to Pete Wentz. As I mentioned before, I love him, and I also love to tease him. So now I'm gonna tease his choice of name. In case you didn't know...his child's name is Bronx Mowgli. I'm pretty sure thats how you spell it. But Pete....It sounds like it could be a name of one of your songs.

"I Slept With Someone From Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was A Baby Named Bronx Mowgli"

So for his first name...Bronx....It would make sense, but only if one of his parents was actually from New York. And his middle name....just...why? Mowgli? Really? You like The Jungle Book  that much? Oh Pete. You know I love you. (See above for our marriage announcement) But, honestly I feel for your baby.

The End.
P.S. I thought of this idea while I was standing in line for a water slide at Hurricane Harbor, which is where I was yesterday.   

Sunday, August 23, 2009


I don't get why everyone hates commercials. OK, so maybe you absolutely love the show you're watching. But think of it this way. Each one is like it's own mini show. You're not missing anything!

Ok. I didn't even believe that.

Anyway. I think commercials (i mean tv ones, the magazine and computer ones bore me, although  i am a fan of billboards) are awesome. They take laundry detergant and make it into a whole show. Airlines seem fun and exciting. Phone companies make you want to run out and buy a new Pegasus or something. And the amount of creativity it takes! Where do people come up with this? Now that I think of it, commercials are the main reason I watch tv.

I think I've found my calling.

Demi Lovato

You need to give Demi Lovato credit. She's actually a pretty good singer. If she wasn't with Disney, which makes her whole "rock" getup look incredibly stupid and poser-ish, she would have lot of potential. Even though her singing skills are pretty good, I can't say the same thing for her acting. When she was on the Bell Rings thing she was tolerable. But Sonny With A Chance is actually extremly bad. Especially with the Zora or whatever her name is character. She's mildly creepy and needs to get help. Especially during the theme song. Shiver. Anyway....

Demi is kinda the opposite of Selena Gomez, who just came out of no where.

I mean, really, I don't even know how she got her start in Disney. She just fell out of the sky. She didn't have her own mini-series or anything.

Anyway, I like Selena as an actress. I think she's pretty good. When I was forced to watch Princess Protection Program with my best friend (who owes me big time) the difference was giant. So as much as I like Selena as an actress, she is one of the worst singers Disney has spit out at us. (the other? m.i.l.e.y.) Or at least I think she is. I can't tell from all the computerizing of her voice.

Speaking of Selena...Don't get me started on her duet with Forever the Sickest Kids. The song was great without her!
So anyway. Demi is pretty good. The End.


Speaking of Micah Tannenbaum....

Happy belated birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Best podcast ever. They are hilarious and, honestly, they are way cooler HP nerds then I am.

About my favorite ones....

Andrew Sims is the leader or whatever you want to call it. Head Nerd. Very funny and...fangirl alert...I love him! Also he's from South Jersey (like me) so he's double the cool.

Micah Tannenbaum has the best voice in the whole freakin world. He should do an audiobook about Math or something because then it would be everyone's favorite subject. 
Matt Britton is hysterical and...awesome (*eye roll*)

Yeah there are more. But these guys are my faves. Seriously. Sometimes I feel like a stalker I realllly want to meet them like insanely. And then become their BFFUHPDOAHAOS because after that we'll all go into shock and depression.


Lol is not an answer. If someone says something, such as, oh, you do not reply with lol. This bothers me the most out of everything you can do while texting someone. If someone says "oh" an appropriate response would not be lol. Same goes for "I'm so upset right now why does this have to happen!!! :'( "  (take that gubman)

Conversation=1. LOLs=32. Number of times actually laughed out loud=0.

Oh yeah. I know that was tacky.