Wednesday, September 30, 2009




Mwahahahahaha. This pleases me.

Woahhh. Sorry about the weird attack.

My friend a new girlfriend. I know his girlfriend. This grosses me out. They are goinng to the movies Friday, and invited me to come. I replied with NO THANK YOU. I do not wish to see them kiss.

Ok ummm what else? Sorry I'm boring myself to death here. Ok before you die, Im gonna leave. cya

Sunday, September 27, 2009


My boyfriend broke up with me. So we could be "crazy good friends." His words. Not mine. I'm listening to Cobra Starship and Fall Out Boy but I'm pretty over it now. Not.

Anway, sorry I haven't blogged in a long long time. Every time I've been online I went to mylifeisaverage. I LOVE that website!

So Sammi's bat mitzvah was last night. It was really fun, except for the slow dances. THose upset me. But like I said...I'm pretty much over it. Ok that's all. SOrry I'm so boring. I'll be better next time, I swear!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"I love your nose!"

Hey....llo. Heyllo.

Sorry I haven't had much time to blog. I was busy with homework, hebrew school, sleeping, and whatnot.

My 9 year old brother got an alarm/clock radio and, well, life would be better if he didn't. He insists to keep it on full volume, playing Radio Disney, and last night he set it for 600 a.m. He normally wakes up at 730. So I woke up AN HOUR sooner than normal, only to promptly hear him say, "ok, time to hit the snooze button!"


Anyway, I don't know if you knew this, but I write songs. I write them for one of my best friends, who is soon to become famous. Just so you know.

Also, if you like Harry Potter please go to and search harry potter. It ia amazing. It feels good to know that I am not alone.

ALso...hmm what else? Drama tryouts are 0ctober, 6th I think. I'm really excited! I want to be in featured cast, but since my singing voice is BAD i'll probably be in ensamble.

Hmm.....there's nothing else

Thursday, September 17, 2009


Bonjuer madamoiselle/monsiur/madam! (yes, I love my french class.)

My last post has been moved to my old blog, in case you really care that much about it. WHich you probably don't. I don't even care that much about it.

Nyway, last night I was at the Phillies game!!!!! Let me tell you, when Chase Utley stole home I almost freaked out. Seriously, I was like "Yes! Yes! I love Chase Utley! Woooo! Wooooo!" Also before the game you could text a message and they might play it on the really big screen. I texted....'I love chase utley!' (suprise suprise) and it went on. That made me happy. Also, I did see Jayson Weth's grand slam. It was awesome. I guess he is Werth someting after all. Heheheh. ALso my seats were like a section away from where the guy caught the baseball gave it too his daughter and his daughter chucked it over the side.

Also the Nationals are a very bad.
No offense to whoever likes them, I have a certain fondness for them having been born in Washington, but there's a reason they're like 33 games back.
Lets leave it at that.

Right now I'm listening to 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls. I wish someone would take a song, name it Jess and have it not include anything about me or love or hate or any emotion at all.
That would be awesome.

Ok bye

Monday, September 14, 2009

That's in Canada!

Hey people.

I discovered the most....magical musical ever! Its called "A Very Potter MUsical." Check it out on YouTube. Right now. Go! I swear it's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny and well written and...good. Its very creative.

"You're cuter than a guinea pig
I'll take you up yo Winnipeg
Thats in Canada!"

Speaking of Harry POtter, my Imprint podcast people, (which is actually Twilight) are going on a 10 stop tour next summer. Which I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyy wanted to see. Guess where they;re not going? Philadelphia. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am upset! Maybe I'll see thwm in New York. By the way, these are the pople no one listens to besides me and 4 other people. THANK YOU OTHER PEOPLE!

Anyway, speaking of Philly, The Phillies won last night. Pedro pitched and so did Kendrik. (It was a double header). They BOTH won. I wrote about the first win in my previous blog. Anyway, guess who knocked in THE ONLY RUN in thw whole game when Pedro pitched?
Chase Utely.

They're not playing right now. Nooooo.

Ok, so that's it pretty much. Ok, I'm gonna go watch A Very Potter Musical, so cya!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

"They Whispa. Into our heads."

Hello everbody!

I'm watching the Phillies now. Right now its 4-0 Phillies, with Ben Francisco and Shane Victorino (who is newly mohawked) hitting homeruns.
Kyle Kundrik is pitching, and he is doing very very well.
Also. Chase Utely got walked twice. :-)
Right now: bases loaded, Rauuuuuuuul up to bat. 3-1.
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. Raul grounded out. Inning's over.

Ok. Anyway. Last night, after Michael's bar mitvah, (the food sucked, the party was awesome) I slept over my friend Alexis's house. We rented this movie, Knowing, and it was WEIRD. Thats the one with Nicholas Cage, and about the paper with all the numbers with all the disasters. It was weird, but good. My favorite scene was with the subway. Because it was HYSTERICALLY stupid. The subway car literally came off the track and knocked people out of the way. You could see the people flying in the air. Ha ha ha ha.

Kendrik gave up a 2 run homerun. 4-2.
Some guy named Tyler Walker is pitching for the Phillies. Who is HE? I don't know.

So.....tomorrow we're getting some rooms painted. Wow that's boring.

Matt Stairs hit a double.
Andy Tracy hit a single. Bruntlett (runner for Stairs) scored. 5-2. YES!
Remeber, in case of an emergency, use Stairs. hehehehehe.
LIdge is gonna pitch. Let's see how this turns out.
Odds are he blows it.

Anyway, Alexis has this little Chinese Dwarf Hamster named Tater Tot. It is the CUTEST little thing ever. It can fit in the palm of my hand and still have room for another one. I love it so much! ALso she has a weiner dog named Dixie, a.k.a. Schnoodle, who pees the first time you pet it. No matter what.

Tomorrow is school again. Boo. is HILARIOUS! Really especially despairwear. hahahahahahaha. It really makes me laugh, even if it's pessimistic. But those kind of things are usually very funny.

Phillies win. They play again at 8 I think.

Friday, September 11, 2009

"Shut Up, You Short Fool"

Ok. So. Sarah guessed the song. It was "I Slept WIth Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was a *Stupid SOng Written ABout Me*"

*Subsitute that for A Baby Named Bronx Mowgli* XD

Also. This is a little story to tell you just how stupid I am. After I came home room school, I went into the bathroom to wash my hands, since school is DIRTY! Anyway, I proceded to open the door into my foot. After standing for a few still moments in pain, I went to go to the computer to blog about my day (because we're all so interested in it). I proceded to run the chair over the same toe. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Finally FRIDAY. I CANNOT wait until tomorrow. Party!

Phillies lost 8-7
Grrrr. What is up with Joe Blanton? He dissapointed me.
Best Parts:
Chase Utely (my hero!) hit a triple knocking in Shane Victorino.
Matt Stairs hit a GRAND SLAM, his first hit in a really long time. My brother met Matt Stairs. God, he meets everyone.

ALso. Today, as I'm sure you know, is September 11th. I don't even remember anything that happened that day AT ALL. My friend Alex said that he remembers being at a friends house and his friends dad was watching CNN and thats when he saw it.

One last thing. My friend...uh....."Hose" (not really he's too ashamed of who he really is. Jk! A joke!) has a blog now.
I swear he's not as abnormal as he seems. Um, usually. Ok, bye for now and have a great weekend!!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

"Bonjeur." ""

Today was my first day of school.


That is the only way I can describe it, I'm sorry to say.

First off, even though I'm in an advanced program, they put me should I say this? I'm with people that go to Basic Skills for Math and Language Arts. But I don't go to that and I have never needed that, so why am I with them? I am kinda pissed because I have like half of a friend in this class.

Also one of my teachers really scares me. I will quote her.

"And if you even toss your trash into the trashcan its "DETENTION FOR YOU!"

That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

Anyway, I'm taking French this year, and I love the people in my health class, so maybe it won't suck tooo much.

Anyway, nobody guessed the lyrics. Oh well. I'm not telling! hahahahahhHA!

Also. Phillies won. 5-3 I think Cliff Lee was pitching.

Ok. That is all.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

"Just So You Know.....You'll Never Know"

If anyone can guess what song thats from, I will be your best friend. And you'll get a Poinnnnnt. I give my brother Poinnnnnts for every minute he's quiet. So far he has 5.

Moving on. Today is THE LAST DAY I have until school. EEERRRGGGH! I hope I have good people in my classes. All of my best friends are on my team, so maybe some will be.

Right now I am

-watching my brother watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop which is actually a fairly funny movie.

-playing spider solitaire

So anyway....I thought I would update you on the Phillies. They won last night!!! Finally, they broke their losing streak.

Homerun Hitters
Ibanez - he hit two! Rauuuuuuuuuuuuull!
Chase Utely (heh heh heh)
Jayson WERTHless (not really)
Pedro Martinez
In a bases loaded situation, Manuel took out Brad Lidge (the Bridge to Failure) and put in Ryan "MadDawg" Madson. Who I saw at Chili's a year ago. 

Personally, I think Ryan "My Son is Mad!" Madson is a better nickname. But whatever.

Hey! Guess what today is 09/09/09...also 2 times today, it will be 09/09/09 09:09:09

Also. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was gonna say something! I swear! I just forget. If I remember I will get back to you.
Ok bye for noe.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Chocolate Capital of the World

Days until school starts = 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah.
Actually at this point I'm pretty bored. Everyone else is at school, so today I get to spend time with my brother. I think we're gonna see that movie, Shorts. Woop. What else is going on with me?


songs of note
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year - Fall Out Boy
Cut Without the E (Cut From the Team) - Taking Back Sunday
When I Get Home You're So Dead - Mayday Parade
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends - Fall Out Boy

cd of the post
From Under the Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy

Ok. I had to get that off my chest.

P.S. Gueten Tag Sarah!!!

P.P.S. Does anyone know what language they speak in Belguim? German?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

"Dentists Alex....DENTISTS!!!!!!!!!!"

Hei, my 4 readers. (Hei = hello in Finnish)

Today, I got the worst haircut ever. It was cut by an elfish-looking man, who is apparently very angry and decided to make me look like a man...period. Ah well. At least I'm not elfish. The only upside is that my hair feels so soft and fluffy like i should be in a Pantene commercial.

Anyway my new favorite site is
It's like your own personal radio. You pick whatever artists you like and they play their songs and also songs they recommend. There's a whole social bit too, but I donn't really care about that.

Today I am also going down the shore with my cousin and aunt. I'll be there from tonight to monday. Whoo! I hope I get a tan because I am PALE!

Ok, I think I'm leaving soon so I'm out. Have a great Labor Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

"For you....On your birthday"

Here I am. Watching the Phillies. Again. Oooh Chase is up to bat. Maybe he'll hit a homerun. Or not. Anyway....

Today I was at Target looking for a card for my friend Amy. Her birthday par-tay is tomorrow and I just got her gift today. Shhhhhhh. Cards are the most unpersonal thing ever. Usually I make them myself except her gift won't fit in the type of envelope I use. So who on Earth comes up with these birthday cards? They are the most unoriginal, un-creative things EVER. The cards are very very sad. I hope I never get one of them. My favorite expressions.....

It's your birthday.... I hope it is magical (picture of a cupcake)

For my greatest friend....Happy birthday (2 dogs)

Today is your special day!....I hope you enjoy it. (a lot of squiggles)


People make money off of this?! Luckily I found her a good one at the humor card section. But seriously. The only thing worse are the blank-inside cards. You know, the ones with a picture of a tree on the front and nothing on the inside. Speaking of blank-inside....

Have you ever heard/seen Brian Reagan (spell check) the comedian? He. Is. The. Most. Hysterical. Person. On. Earth. No competition. He does a bit about cards so I thought I would mention him. ANyway, sorry about my rant and my plug.

Today is September 1st. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Except I'm pretty lucky, I still have until the 10th until school starts. And also it's gonna be an awesome weekend because its one of mah best friends bar mitzvah.

Why do people say mah? I just did it to make fun of the word. MAH friend Jonah says MAH a lot and he kinda sounds stupid...but its ok because its Jonah...and hes pretty stupid himself....anyway

Aaron Rowan is playing against the Phillies today. I remember him for breaking his nose catching a ball and being the bobble head they gave out on Jewish Heritage night...even though he's not Jewish.

K I'm gonna go now except I'm realllllllly tempted to tell you if the Phillies win or not.
Or maybe I will go.
Ugh choices! Except if I stay what will I talk about? It's only the 4th inning...
Ok. Bye